Abundant Life Christian Center
2550 Indian Point Rd
Gautier, MS 39553
Map
(228) 497-1948
www.abundantlifegautier.com
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Cambridge Baptist Church
2017 Martin Bluff Rd
Gautier, MS 39553
Map
(228) 497-1329
www.cambridgebaptist.net
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Church Of Christ-Gautier
4605 Gautier Vancleave Rd
Gautier, MS 39553
Map
(228) 497-4460
www.church-of-christ.org
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First Baptist Church Of Gautier
325 De La Pointe Dr
Gautier, MS 39553
Map
(228) 497-4050
www.fbcgautier.com
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First United Methodist Church Of Gautier
2717 Highway 90
Gautier, MS 39553
Map
(228) 497-1698
www.umc.org
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Gautier United Methodist Church
2717 Highway 90
Gautier, MS 39553
Map
(228) 497-1698
www.umc.org
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Harvest Worship Center
5209 Gautier Vancleave Rd
Gautier, MS 39553
Map
(228) 497-3662
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Liberty Assembly of God Church
4848 Gautier Vancleave Rd
Gautier, MS 39553
Map
(228) 497-4089
www.ag.org
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Life Church of Gautier
3001 Old Spanish Trl
Gautier, MS 39553
Map
(228) 497-5777
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Martin Bluff Baptist Church
7417 Martin Bluff Rd
Gautier, MS 39553
Map
(228) 497-4395
www.mbbchurch.com
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New E R A Baptist Church
715 Highway 90
Gautier, MS 39553
Map
(228) 497-9556
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North Gautier Baptist Church
2405 Callie Rd
Gautier
,
MS
39553
Map
(228) 497-2373
www.northgautierbaptist.com
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Park View Baptist Church
2825 Ladnier Rd
Gautier
,
MS
39553
Map
(228) 497-0095
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Providence Baptist Church
2021 Ladnier Rd
Gautier
,
MS
39553
Map
(228) 497-4292
www.churchesbaptists.com
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Saint Pierre Episcopal Church
4412 Gautier Vancleave Rd
Gautier
,
MS
39553
Map
(228) 497-9819
www.coastepiscopalchurches.dioms.org
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Salvation Army
2707 Highway 90 Ste 13
Gautier
,
MS
39553
Map
(228) 497-0213
www.salvationarmy.org
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St. Mary's Catholic Church
809 De La Pointe Dr
Gautier
,
MS
39553
Map
(228) 497-4269
www.stmarygautier.com
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Tabernacle Baptist School
1617 Old Spanish Trl
Gautier
,
MS
39553
Map
(228) 497-2397
www.tabernacleeagles.com
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Tabernacle of Living Waters
4351 Gautier Vancleave Rd
Gautier
,
MS
39553
Map
(228) 497-9197
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Turning Point U P C
4404 Gautier Vancleave Rd
Gautier
,
MS
39553
Map
(228) 497-9966
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Today's category: Lawyers
You Can't Take It With You
A dying man gathered his lawyer, doctor and clergyman at his bed side and handed each of them an envelope containing $25,000 in cash. He made them each promise that after his death and during his repose, they would place the three envelopes in his coffin. He told them that he wanted to have enough money to enjoy the next life.
A week later the man died. At the Wake, the Lawyer and Doctor and Clergyman, each concealed an envelope in the coffin and bid their old client and friend farewell. By chance, these three met several months later. Soon the Clergyman, feeling guilty, blurted out a confession saying that there was only $10,000 in the envelope he placed in the coffin. He felt, rather than waste all the money, he would send it to a Mission in South America. He asked for their forgiveness. The Doctor, moved by the gentle Clergymans sincerity, confessed that he too had kept some of the money for a worthy medical charity. The envelope, he admitted, had only $8000 in it. He said, he too could not bring himself to waste the money so frivolously when it could be used to benefit others.
By this time the Lawyer was seething with self-righteous outrage. He expressed his deep disappointment in the felonious behavior of two of his oldest and most trusted friends. "I am the only one who kept his promise to our dying friend. I want you both to know that the envelope I placed in the coffin contained the full amount. Indeed, my envelope contained my personal check for the entire $25,000."
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